Episode 4 - Inca Mummy Girl
Ah…Xander. Poor, poor Xander. I think this one is worse for him because he really fell for “Ampata”. Still he does have some of the worst luck in dating.
We get to finally meet Oz in this episode though, so that’s exciting. Seth Green in the least amount of screen time I’ve ever seen for him. :-)
Xander: Hold on a sec. So, this person who’s living with you for two weeks is a man. With man parts. This is a terrible idea.
Willow: What about the beautiful melding of two cultures?
Xander: There’s no melding, okay? He better keep his parts to himself.
Willow: You just don’t like him ‘cause of that time he beat you up every day for five years.
Xander: Yeah. I’m irrational that way.
Willow: Are we still on for our chem tutorial tomorrow?
Rodney: Yeah. I think I got almost all fourteen natural elements memorized.
Willow: There’re a hundred and three.
Buffy: So, can I go?
Giles: I think not.
Buffy: How come?
Giles: Because you are the Chosen One.
Buffy: Mm. Just this once I’d like to be the Overlooked One.
Giles: Well, I’m… afraid that is not… You have responsibilities that other girls do not.
Buffy: Oh! I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, bity blah, I’m so stuffy, gimme a scone.
Giles: It’s as if you know me.
Buffy: So! I think going to the dance like a normal person would be the best way to keep that secret. Giles, come on, budge! No one likes a non-budger.
Giles: FINE! Go.
Buffy: Yay! I win.
Giles: I’ll just go and introduce my shoulder to a, an icepack.
Willow: On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke.
Xander: For 21 hours?
Willow: It’s addictive, you know?
Buffy: One day I’m gonna live in a town where evil curses are just generally ruled out without even saying.
Xander: Oh, yeah. Fall for the old ‘let me translate that ancient seal for ya’ come on. Tsh. D’ya know how many times I’ve used that?
Xander: So, do we have to speak Spanish when we see him? ‘Cause I don’t know anything much besides Doritos and Chihuahua.
Devon: Let me guess: not your type? What does a girl have to do to impress you?
Oz: Well, it involves a feathered boa and a theme to ‘A Summer Place’. I can’t discuss it here.
Devon: You’re too picky, man. Do you know how many girls you could have? You’re lead guitar, Oz. It’s currency!
Oz: I’m not picky. You’re just impressed by any pretty girl that can walk and talk.
Devon: She doesn’t have to talk.
Giles: we’re trying to translate it…um, uh, as a project for our um…
Willow: Archeology Club.
Giles: Very good.
"Ampata": I like you too.
Xander: Thats great! Really?
Xander: That’s great! You’re not a Praying Mantis are you?
Sven: I thought this exchange student thing would be a great deal. But look what I got stuck with! ‘Momento!’ ‘Punchy fruity drinky!’ Is Cordelia even from this country?
Oz: Who is that girl?
Buffy: That’s okay. You don’t have to talk.
Xander: I just, present company excluded, I have the worst taste in women of anyone in the world, ever.
Buffy: She was gypped. She was just a girl, and she had her life taken away from her. I remember how I felt when I heard the prophecy that I was gonna die. I wasn’t exactly obsessed with doing the right thing.
Xander: Yeah, but you did. You gave up your life.
Buffy: I had you to bring me back.